{"id":9,"date":"2013-05-05T03:43:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-05T03:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/2013\/05\/05\/where-the-broccolis-at\/"},"modified":"2017-04-20T09:25:30","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T14:25:30","slug":"where-the-broccolis-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/2013\/05\/05\/where-the-broccolis-at\/","title":{"rendered":"Where The Broccoli&#8217;s At"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9301\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-9-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/brownium.com\/media\/audio\/WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/brownium.com\/media\/audio\/WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3\">http:\/\/brownium.com\/media\/audio\/WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/brownium.com\/media\/audio\/WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/?powerpress_pinw=9-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/brownium.com\/media\/audio\/WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p>Last year I started publishing songs on FAWM under the name <a href=\"http:\/\/fawm.org\/fawmers\/mystupidbrother\/\" target=\"_blank\">My Stupid Brother<\/a>.\u00a0 That&#8217;s where I put the songs that were just silly and didn&#8217;t really belong on my <a href=\"http:\/\/fawm.org\/fawmers\/brownium\/\" target=\"_blank\">brownium<\/a> account, which is only for very serious stuff.\u00a0 Very serious indeed.\u00a0 Anyhow, this was something My Stupid Brother wrote last year.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2012 Stephen G Brown<\/p>\n<p>Where the broccoli<br \/>\nWhere the broccoli<br \/>\nYou eat a lot<br \/>\nBut you don&#8217;t get fat<br \/>\nI tell you this<br \/>\nAnd I tell you that<br \/>\nWhere the Broccoli<br \/>\nWhere the broccoli&#8217;s at<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/brownium.com\/media\/audio\/WhereTheBroccolisAt.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadLast year I started publishing songs on FAWM under the name My Stupid Brother.\u00a0 That&#8217;s where I put the songs that were just silly and didn&#8217;t really belong on my brownium account, which is only for very serious stuff.\u00a0 Very serious indeed.\u00a0 Anyhow, this was something My Stupid Brother [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-audio","hentry","category-kids","category-silly","post_format-post-format-audio"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4qhNY-9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271,"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brownium.com\/BrownianMusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}